Lobster Thief Caught Red Handed


A 35-year-old Biloxi, Mississippi man was pinched by police at the local Winn Dixie grocery store. The crime: fishing for lobster without paying for them. Luckily the thief was not pinched by the lobsters, since he stuffed two live lobsters into the front pockets of his cargo shorts! Also on the thief’s seafood menu were two bags of jumbo shrimp, packed in his front pockets. Apparently the thief was thinking surf and turf as police found a pork loin in his waistband.

Trying to escape, the man threw his pork loin at an employee and fell down in the store as officers arrived. Police Chief Wayne Payne, stated: “In all my years in law enforcement, I’ve seen people shoplift steaks and all kinds of items, but never live lobster. It’s a good thing the rubber bands didn’t break.” The proof was in his pants.The thief was arrested and charged with shoplifting.


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